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ghetto lot kids

1. (adj) The more impoverished and/or sketchy end of the lot kid continuum. Lot kids are jam band music fans who follow their favorite musicians around on tour and therefore can usually be found in the parking lots of venues.
2. (n) A parody of Garbage Pail Kids created as a satire on the lot kid scene produced by Roots Vision Design beginning in 2005.
1. That ghetto lot kid gave me fleas and stole my heady vegan burrito.
2. Did you see Jim's new Ghetto Lot Kids shirt? I can't believe they still make that crap.
ghetto lot kids by crunchytoes December 13, 2009

Parking Lot Kids

Parking lot kids are teenagers from the age of 14 or over who hangout, litter, and more or less live in their towns various parking lots. Favorite lots include stop and shops and McDonalds resturants. Most parking lot kids skateboard, smoke newports, listen to shitty music, and hangout with fat or slutty girls. No one likes these kids their usually scumbags.
Those Parking Lot Kids have been at mcdonalds all day.
Parking Lot Kids by 973thetruth December 31, 2011

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026