Loser Dick 

Fantastic sex that is given by a person with no ambition, no drive, no goals, and/or no future that you could possibly see yourself in.

M: Dude why is loser dick so great?

B: Because that's all they have to offer.

Loser Dick by Machiello November 10, 2019

Nigger dick loser

Someone who is 20+ years old, lives in their parents house, and has no job or future ahead of them.

Kevin can’t afford to buy any games because he’s a nigger dick loser.

Nigger dick loser by Siax March 16, 2024

dick faced loser

see Marco

Marco is a dick faced loser

dick faced loser by hary November 24, 2003

dick head loser

a cock muncher

you dick head loser you suck

dick head loser by jacobo the hobo February 28, 2018

Laser Dick 

Big Jim

Laser Dick has fabulous flowers on the Fox!

Laser Dick by JimiScores April 6, 2021

laser dick 

When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.

Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!

laser dick by MillerMac November 13, 2017

Dick Lover

Gay, Fag, Homosexual.

Michael: "Hey Caleb, Brad is such a dick lover. He sucked Ethan's dick last night and swallowed his whole load.

Caleb: " Really, I am a dick lover too, want to try something"

Michael: "Fuck you, NO, why don't you go play hide and go Fuck yourself!"

Dick Lover by Ron BBBB January 28, 2009