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Nigger dick loser

Someone who is 20+ years old, lives in their parents house, and has no job or future ahead of them.
Kevin can’t afford to buy any games because he’s a nigger dick loser.
Nigger dick loser by Siax March 16, 2024

dick faced loser

Marco is a dick faced loser
dick faced loser by hary November 24, 2003

dick head loser

a cock muncher
dick head loser by jacobo the hobo February 28, 2018

Laser Dick 

Big Jim
Laser Dick has fabulous flowers on the Fox!
Laser Dick by JimiScores April 6, 2021

laser dick 

When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.
Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!
laser dick by MillerMac November 13, 2017

Dick Lover

Michael: "Hey Caleb, Brad is such a dick lover. He sucked Ethan's dick last night and swallowed his whole load.

Caleb: " Really, I am a dick lover too, want to try something"

Michael: "Fuck you, NO, why don't you go play hide and go Fuck yourself!"
Dick Lover by Ron BBBB January 28, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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