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Someone that is very lonely but also horny simultaneously
Jerry likes to cry alone while beating off his spicy when he is "lornley"
Lornley by fasatta October 14, 2020
Words you can keep
Lornley - When you're not sure if you're looking for companionship or sex, but you know there's someone missing right now.
"Sorry I liked 22 of your pictures at 3 am, I think I was a little lornley"
Lornley by Lornelyman June 4, 2021
Lonely means, someone who is alone most of the time. People who are Lonely have no friends. Someone like me, I am lonely, with no friend. People who are Lonely, are nobody.

(Pls like this so I can get a friend.)
LONLEY

I am so Lonely. Can you hang out with me?
LONLEY by MochiYT🍵✨ January 8, 2021
combination of lonely and horny. basically causes one to make quite poor choices.
since my bf left me i been so lornely.
lornely by proper colon May 7, 2010
The worst feeling in the world. Can be caused by being rejected by some one you have a crush on or love.
sigh. im so lonley. nobody loves me!
lonley by kazamitsme! March 4, 2008
A beautiful, outgoing girl with a heart of gold. Often misunderstood but always well intended. Loves getting attention from guys and is a natural flirt. Doesn't have many friends but is always willing to talk to others. Has a tough outer shell but has a sensitive heart. Someone who you can trust and will always look out for you. If you want amazing sex, this is the girl you go! A lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets!
I can't stop thinking about Loreley.

Will you marry me Loreley ?
loreley by Captainquantum October 26, 2013

Destroy Lonley

The greatest rapper to ever touch the ground of our Earth.
girl: have you heard destroy lonleys songs

boy: yes ofc
girl: i wanna fuck you
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