Something that people desperately want to find, yet all that can be seen is a million religions telling you they are right and that their inconsitancies dont matter cause they can make something up to cover it.
1. This is the true church and people here have found god... that is why they still commit 'sins' and leave the church.

2. We are god's representitives, yet some of us rape little boys and girls

3. This week this passage means this. Dont worry, next week we will change it around to cover our backs.

4. Something good has happened, it is because god loves us.

5. Something terrible has happened, he moves in mysterious ways.


I thought I had found the lord... then I realised it was only another religion. Churches have commited more horrific deeds then can be counted, why should I give my time to them?
by FallenOne January 29, 2004
Get the The Lord mug.
A 45-year-old male geologist from South Park, Colorado, who understands his daughter.

Her music is inspired by feelings of acceptance and days of the week.
Reporter: Who is she?
Lorde: Ya, ya, ya, I am Lorde, ya, ya, ya.
by Safe Place May 24, 2020
Get the Lorde mug.
A man of noble rank in a monarchy. Historically, lords governed land for the king under the feudal system, and thus served to provide for the people. Now, the title is just ceremonial, a figurehead.

All the same, "lord" (or "lady") can refer to somebody who is very skilled at something.

The female counterpart of a lord is a lady, being either the wife of a lord or a woman who holds the position of a lord in her own right.
In other European languages, the equivalent to "lord" is used as the form of address for men; Dominus, Signore, Señor, Monsieur, Herr, etc.
by Lorelili May 4, 2007
Get the lord mug.
Drunk, Shitfaced, Pissed. Like loaded but one stage above. Hierarchically in terms of drunkenness very high up the scale :)
Did u see bernard las nite? he was well lorded!
Get the lorded mug.
a guy who is the f*cking coolest person to ever be...not to mention he is straighter than an arrow and the girls throw themselves at him
wow...that kid is really lord tonight...wish i could be like that!
by c April 30, 2004
Get the lord mug.
The term Lord comes from a Chicago based gased gang called Vice Lords. it's the way the organization identifies each other.
"Here comes Lil Lord, and big Lord now, they lookin for da folks"
by dat dude1230 April 20, 2010
Get the Lord mug.
When you are acting like a fag and it is too much for the situation at that moment.
"Wow, Jan-Willem just spanked Justin on his ass he is ''lording'' it up right now''
by BuddaB January 23, 2011
Get the Lording mug.