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Drunk, Shitfaced, Pissed. Like loaded but one stage above. Hierarchically in terms of drunkenness very high up the scale :)
Did u see bernard las nite? he was well lorded!

lil loaded

One of the most fire rappers in the game if u know tommy craze u know lil liaded
Damn that song was fire
Freind of course it was it was lil loaded
lil loaded by @hex_soloaro February 15, 2020

loaded knuckle 

The act of forcing your entire fist into your gf mouth to prevent her from saying her safe word while fucking.
“Fuck all Aaron, don’t you dare try that loaded knuckle bs with me again this time!”
loaded knuckle by Brandy3Brown November 27, 2020

Loaded Mushroom 

The act of performing a hand job but quitting just before ejaculation.
After Ted walked in the door, Bryan left me with a loaded mushroom.
Loaded Mushroom by Superman B October 12, 2011

Lil loaded

Lil loaded is one of the most fire rappers in the game and always delivers fire songs
Damn that was just like lil loaded fire as hell
Lil loaded by @hex_soloaro February 15, 2020

Loaded gun 

Having a boner
Waking up beside you I'm a loaded gun. I can't contain this anymore I'm all yours. I've got no control
Loaded gun by hoe101 November 7, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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