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Lord Guinan

Holiest amongst tho men. A bearer of light. The most high. Noblest of all nobility. A man who doesn’t mow his lawn but in return dares it grow. Seas part before his presence. A true Robin of the Authority but a rapacious scrooge of the cookie jar. Only intimidated when Men Yell. A seller of flatulence as potpourri. I raise the sun and it bows before me each night.
Man did you see the presence of that thing?. He/she/it/shim is a real Lord Guinan.

Look how high his hours worked are but is fine with our kids eating ramen again, yea only a Lord Guinan could pull that off.
by Men Yell August 13, 2023
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