Lops

A man or woman suffering from Lack Of Penis Or Pussy Syndrome.

Usually diagnosed to someone who is always depressed around a couple, constantly masturbating, or sexually deprived.
Greg: Have you heard about Ollie?
Gary: Why what's up?
Greg: He's masturbated 48 times in the last 3 days!
Gary: HE'S GOT LOPS!

Sammi: Everytime I bring my boyfriend home my sister becomes a bitch?
Heidi: Has she gotten dick recently, if not she has lops.
by itslova January 27, 2014
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Lops

Noun (Låüps) Origin: Ireland

A man with remarkably large balls. A lops' ball sack is typically large enough to influence a slight gravitational pull. Current science cannot even explain the phenomenon of Lops' utterly colossal scrotum. Lops' semen is so potent that he has been known to knock up multiple grandmothers at a time. Lops is often forced to avoid elevators as the weight of his right ball alone would exceed most capacities. Not be confused with the French word "Cons" which roughly translates to: A stupid school girl who craves being pleasured from behind, i.e. a buttslut
Girl #1: "Jesus Christ Lops just jumped in the Ocean and now there is a Tsunami in Indonesia!"

Girl #2: "Wow Lops is the man, I want to jerk him off and hope to god he lets me fondle that glorious sack."

God, Psalm 15:21 : "It took me 6 days to create the universe but 3 of those days were spent sculpting lops' enormous testicles."
by BuddDwyer6 October 29, 2014
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Lops

1.) Nickname, A.K.A, alias, etc for Dunlop Tires
Yo man your new ride rolling on some Lops or what?
Yeah I got some Lops on my 30s.
by Dirty Southerner July 11, 2008
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The sound of a sweaty, hairy, juicy, plump, muffin top slapping the thighs of an obese person....n' stuff.
"lop lop lop lop lop" said the fat man. "what?" "i cant here you over your lop lop!" said the skinny dude.
by lop lop boy June 14, 2008
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1. A big brain way of saying lol
2. A more vague and widely applicable way to say lol, similar to saying a lowercase xd instead of XD

It remains a great mystery what lop stands for.
Joke: *exists*
Everyone: lop
by Magnileve May 01, 2020
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A person who is:
A.) Stupid
B.) Stupid looking
by JuanDeez November 08, 2003
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A lop is simply a loser. It can also be used to describe someone socially inept.
He flunked P.E. like a true lop.
by GTAJunkie May 07, 2008
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