A man or woman suffering from Lack Of Penis Or Pussy Syndrome.
Usually diagnosed to someone who is always depressed around a couple, constantly masturbating, or sexually deprived.
Usually diagnosed to someone who is always depressed around a couple, constantly masturbating, or sexually deprived.
Greg: Have you heard about Ollie?
Gary: Why what's up?
Greg: He's masturbated 48 times in the last 3 days!
Gary: HE'S GOT LOPS!
Sammi: Everytime I bring my boyfriend home my sister becomes a bitch?
Heidi: Has she gotten dick recently, if not she has lops.
Gary: Why what's up?
Greg: He's masturbated 48 times in the last 3 days!
Gary: HE'S GOT LOPS!
Sammi: Everytime I bring my boyfriend home my sister becomes a bitch?
Heidi: Has she gotten dick recently, if not she has lops.
by itslova January 27, 2014
Noun (Låüps) Origin: Ireland
A man with remarkably large balls. A lops' ball sack is typically large enough to influence a slight gravitational pull. Current science cannot even explain the phenomenon of Lops' utterly colossal scrotum. Lops' semen is so potent that he has been known to knock up multiple grandmothers at a time. Lops is often forced to avoid elevators as the weight of his right ball alone would exceed most capacities. Not be confused with the French word "Cons" which roughly translates to: A stupid school girl who craves being pleasured from behind, i.e. a buttslut
A man with remarkably large balls. A lops' ball sack is typically large enough to influence a slight gravitational pull. Current science cannot even explain the phenomenon of Lops' utterly colossal scrotum. Lops' semen is so potent that he has been known to knock up multiple grandmothers at a time. Lops is often forced to avoid elevators as the weight of his right ball alone would exceed most capacities. Not be confused with the French word "Cons" which roughly translates to: A stupid school girl who craves being pleasured from behind, i.e. a buttslut
Girl #1: "Jesus Christ Lops just jumped in the Ocean and now there is a Tsunami in Indonesia!"
Girl #2: "Wow Lops is the man, I want to jerk him off and hope to god he lets me fondle that glorious sack."
God, Psalm 15:21 : "It took me 6 days to create the universe but 3 of those days were spent sculpting lops' enormous testicles."
Girl #2: "Wow Lops is the man, I want to jerk him off and hope to god he lets me fondle that glorious sack."
God, Psalm 15:21 : "It took me 6 days to create the universe but 3 of those days were spent sculpting lops' enormous testicles."
by BuddDwyer6 October 29, 2014
by Dirty Southerner July 11, 2008
The sound of a sweaty, hairy, juicy, plump, muffin top slapping the thighs of an obese person....n' stuff.
"lop lop lop lop lop" said the fat man. "what?" "i cant here you over your lop lop!" said the skinny dude.
by lop lop boy June 14, 2008
1. A big brain way of saying lol
2. A more vague and widely applicable way to say lol, similar to saying a lowercase xd instead of XD
It remains a great mystery what lop stands for.
2. A more vague and widely applicable way to say lol, similar to saying a lowercase xd instead of XD
It remains a great mystery what lop stands for.
by Magnileve May 01, 2020
by JuanDeez November 08, 2003
by GTAJunkie May 07, 2008