LOPS

A sexual disorder that occurs in both men and women. For men LOPS is Lack Of Pussy Syndrome and for women it is Lack Of Penis Syndrome. The cure is very simple get laid. But beware that masturbation can't cure this.

I can't get any pussy I have a serious case of LOPS. I sure hope I get laid tonight.

LOPS by loper69 August 13, 2010

Lops

A man or woman suffering from Lack Of Penis Or Pussy Syndrome.

Usually diagnosed to someone who is always depressed around a couple, constantly masturbating, or sexually deprived.

Greg: Have you heard about Ollie?
Gary: Why what's up?
Greg: He's masturbated 48 times in the last 3 days!
Gary: HE'S GOT LOPS!

Sammi: Everytime I bring my boyfriend home my sister becomes a bitch?
Heidi: Has she gotten dick recently, if not she has lops.

Lops by itslova January 27, 2014

Lops

Noun (Låüps) Origin: Ireland

A man with remarkably large balls. A lops' ball sack is typically large enough to influence a slight gravitational pull. Current science cannot even explain the phenomenon of Lops' utterly colossal scrotum. Lops' semen is so potent that he has been known to knock up multiple grandmothers at a time. Lops is often forced to avoid elevators as the weight of his right ball alone would exceed most capacities. Not be confused with the French word "Cons" which roughly translates to: A stupid school girl who craves being pleasured from behind, i.e. a buttslut

Girl #1: "Jesus Christ Lops just jumped in the Ocean and now there is a Tsunami in Indonesia!"

Girl #2: "Wow Lops is the man, I want to jerk him off and hope to god he lets me fondle that glorious sack."

God, Psalm 15:21 : "It took me 6 days to create the universe but 3 of those days were spent sculpting lops' enormous testicles."

Lops by BuddDwyer6 October 28, 2014

LOPS

1) Acronym - Laughing Out Pork Sausages - To Laugh so hard that pork sausages are emitted from the mouth.

2) To cause embarassment, or to make another look stupid. See Owned.

Other Variants: "LOPS Posh", "LOPS o'r tu ol" (english - "Lops from the behind)

Origins: "LOL" (to "laugh out loud"), "Pork Sausages" (also known as meat tubes).

1) Did you see that? That was very funny. *Laughs, pork sausages are emitted from the mouth*.

2) Har Har, you were LOPS'd.

LOPS by J "Of the Jungle" H January 3, 2008

Lops

1.) Nickname, A.K.A, alias, etc for Dunlop Tires

Yo man your new ride rolling on some Lops or what?
Yeah I got some Lops on my 30s.

Lops by Dirty Southerner June 24, 2008

LOPs

Awkwardly large, over-Botoxed lips; derived from, "Lips O' Plenty."

Damn, if her LOPs were any bigger, she'd need to fly south for the winter.

LOPs by Mediarazzi March 2, 2020

LOPS

lots of poo syndrome

jack vine has LOPS because he is stinky

lots of poo syndrome js the worst and it means LOPS

LOPS by monty da monsta June 2, 2023