LOPS

A sexual disorder that occurs in both men and women. For men LOPS is Lack Of Pussy Syndrome and for women it is Lack Of Penis Syndrome. The cure is very simple get laid. But beware that masturbation can't cure this.
I can't get any pussy I have a serious case of LOPS. I sure hope I get laid tonight.
by loper69 August 13, 2010
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LOPS

1) Acronym - Laughing Out Pork Sausages - To Laugh so hard that pork sausages are emitted from the mouth.

2) To cause embarassment, or to make another look stupid. See Owned.

Other Variants: "LOPS Posh", "LOPS o'r tu ol" (english - "Lops from the behind)

Origins: "LOL" (to "laugh out loud"), "Pork Sausages" (also known as meat tubes).
1) Did you see that? That was very funny. *Laughs, pork sausages are emitted from the mouth*.

2) Har Har, you were LOPS'd.
by J "Of the Jungle" H December 09, 2007
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The sound of a sweaty, hairy, juicy, plump, muffin top slapping the thighs of an obese person....n' stuff.
"lop lop lop lop lop" said the fat man. "what?" "i cant here you over your lop lop!" said the skinny dude.
by lop lop boy June 14, 2008
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lop

1. A big brain way of saying lol
2. A more vague and widely applicable way to say lol, similar to saying a lowercase xd instead of XD

It remains a great mystery what lop stands for.
Joke: *exists*
Everyone: lop
by Magnileve May 01, 2020
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A person who is:
A.) Stupid
B.) Stupid looking
by JuanDeez November 08, 2003
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A lop is simply a loser. It can also be used to describe someone socially inept.
He flunked P.E. like a true lop.
by GTAJunkie May 07, 2008
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Lop

a person that is lame,wack,pathetic,stupid
(west coast word)
you are such a lop you foo!!!
all these lops are going down!!
all you fake rappers are lops!!!
by west coast messiah May 14, 2009
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