A sexual disorder that occurs in both men and women. For men LOPS is Lack Of Pussy Syndrome and for women it is Lack Of Penis Syndrome. The cure is very simple get laid. But beware that masturbation can't cure this.
I can't get any pussy I have a serious case of LOPS. I sure hope I get laid tonight.
A man with remarkably large balls. A lops' ball sack is typically large enough to influence a slight gravitational pull. Current science cannot even explain the phenomenon of Lops' utterly colossal scrotum. Lops' semen is so potent that he has been known to knock up multiple grandmothers at a time. Lops is often forced to avoid elevators as the weight of his right ball alone would exceed most capacities. Not be confused with the French word "Cons" which roughly translates to: A stupid school girl who craves being pleasured from behind, i.e. a buttslut
Girl #1: "Jesus Christ Lops just jumped in the Ocean and now there is a Tsunami in Indonesia!"
Girl #2: "Wow Lops is the man, I want to jerk him off and hope to god he lets me fondle that glorious sack."
God, Psalm 15:21 : "It took me 6 days to create the universe but 3 of those days were spent sculpting lops' enormous testicles."