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Lookout Mountain

Basically the most awesome place in the world, especially Chattanooga. We get the snow, we get the cooler temperatures, we get the sunsets. Above all, Lookout Mountain dominates Signal Mountain in everything, especially coolness, importance to the world, awesomeness, and quality of men (and women).
"Lookout Mountain, isn't that that place that basically made Chattanooga, brought us the Luptons, Coca Cola, Moon Pies, and basically everything else that's cool?"

"Yes."
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Lookout mountain

Where Denver high schoolers go to make out and fuck in their cars. Also overlooks the Colorado school of mines
Bob: hey, you want to drive lookout mountain today?

Angela: no I don’t want to have sex