Looking for a tractor

When one “accidentally” clicks on a porn website instead of a website about tractors. Famously done by former Tory MP Neil Parish who claimed he was looking at Tractors after being caught watching porn in the house of commons.

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to be looking for a tractor.

by TheTenaciousOne May 2, 2022

Looking at tractors

Euphemism for looking at porn in the workplace. Regional term currently limited to Westminster but has been growing in popularity.

"I was looking at tractors” Neil Parish, MP for Tiverton and Honiton (30 April 2022)

by Uk voter THX1178 April 30, 2022