Look into it 

When you are so shit at your job and too lazy to fucking work, simply reply to your work colleagues that you will ‘look into it’ when in reality you will do fuck all about it

Yo Simon, I asked you to fix that fucking door. Now it has fell off and squashed a child. What the duck you gonna do about it

Hey man, quit sweating. I’ll look into it

Look into it by Rookie boi June 30, 2018

Look into it...

When Eddie Bravo's (Joe Rogan friend and also appearing in his podcasts) advising you to "look into it", you know sh*t just got real! Don't believe me? Look into it.

Is the Earth flat? I don't know!.. but did you know that NASA was founded by former Nazi's? Look into it...

Look into it... by Peter B Jordanson January 31, 2019

I’ll Look Into it 

What you say when you want someone to think you’ll do something, but you actually won’t.

Kathy: Can you please stop harassing my geese??
Me: I’ll look into it.

I’ll Look Into it by Slopchop September 5, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008