A smartphone app where overprotective moms can stalk their kids. It uses the signal given off by their phones to track their every movement. They are, however, easy to trick. If you go off somewhere, leave your phone with a friend. However, the app is actually quite useless because if a rapist kidnaps your child, then they will probably be prepared for the app and leave the phone somewhere.

Rapist: o yea, look at this kid i just kidnapped! o shit hes got family locator. ill just leave his phone in the mall somewhere. i beat the system, woot!

Family Locator by Winky the House Elf April 30, 2010

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Hater Locators

Prescription glasses, spectacles, or contact lenses. Allows clinically blind to detect and avoid haters from afar.

C-sharp's prescription is weak shit, so she went to the doctor to get new hater locators.

Hater Locators by Whisky Rivers December 3, 2010

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The 'you are here' arrow on maps

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ideo locator by Nige C January 30, 2004

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best underground music / arts project in the UK midlands

ideo locator is the best underground music / arts project in the UK midlands. check out www.beerglassrecords.com for more info dude!

ideo locator by Ideo Locator November 5, 2003

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