Longwind 

A person that is particularly longwinded when answering, talking, questioning, referring and generally any other type on verbal interaction. It is a More common trait in annoying young females that are naturally oblivious to other people's disinterest in their conversation.

Can also be applied as a verb for people that are naturally slow in completing simple mundane activites.

I.e. "Where's bec?" "Oh she'll be ages, she's longwinding the shit out of her." "sigh... Fucking Longwind!"

Longwind by JewySloth August 11, 2013

Longwinded

A person who has little to say, but takes forever to explain it. Can also be used to describe a person who tells a story that seems to go on forever even though is has very little substance.

dude 1: Man I just saw scott and he told me the story about his trip to jamacia, he went on forever about it.

dude 2: I hear that, he's one longwinded asshole.

Longwinded by TV CAR April 10, 2010

Long Wind

A long winded but short witted individual who can talk for hours about things he has no clue about.

At the end of the day, Asif's name was long wind.

Long Wind by John hgfyugyighuhyu May 22, 2005

Longwand

My MASSIVE DICK in your fucking pussy's bitchass vagina.

Jimmy: "Yo' man, beautiful longwand."
John: "Thanks. I shoved it in Katherine's pussy last night"

Longwand by wudye September 18, 2025