A sinister way that teachers normally ask to solve a problem. Involves division questions that are usually easy enough to do in your head but with long division may take up 10 or more sheets of paper.
Student 1: "Hey man did you finish that last question on the exam?"
Student 2: "Nah, it was long division"
Student 1: "Yeah I feel the same way"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'