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Long Island, NY 

Okay, the people who said all those negative things on Long Island is, one word: WRONG.

I'm not saying Long Island is all that, not at all. It's the southeastern part of NY, so no, it's not upstate, or NYC. I wouldn't have to say this, but just in case you don't know your geography. Nassau and Suffolk counties are pretty much what makes up the official Long Island region. It's a homeland to many famous celebrities you probably wouldn't expect of used to live or currently still live here. The Hamptons and the beaches are so beautiful and a place you wouldn't want to forget. Schools are amazing and are often known for it's prestigious honor in certain subjects or departments of strength. People... are just people everywhere else, they can be nice, generous, or a complete and total fag. No places are considered "ghetto" here.. Really. But there are some towns that consist of constant robberies, bad schools and just an awful reputation in general. There's a difference, though, between North Shore and South Shore. To my opinion, North Shore is a billion times better based on the environment - better for a lifestyle while the South Shore is.. A better place to chill in the summer. If you love NYC but hate living in the crowded places, Long Island is a great place to start. Distance runs from 20 minutes to about an hour and a half when using any type of transportation. Don't walk, you'll never get there.
Long Island, NY is your kinda place
Long Island, NY by AnonUserx51 October 19, 2011

Long Island, NY 

Long Island is the pussy part of NY. You are not a true New Yorker if born in Long Island. You are most likely Jewish.
Saying your a New Yorker from Long Island, NY is like saying your a Pimp whose a virgin, it doesnt work.

Long Island, N.Y.

Consists of Irish and Italian kids, beer pong and flip cup, Hollister and Abercrombie, spray tans and big sunglasses, Montauk and The Hamptons, Corona's and Yager Bomb's, Boardy Barn and Neptunes, house parties and keg stands, Escalades and Mustangs, barbeques and beaches, soccer and lacrosse, cocaine and ecstacy, bars and boats, 5 bedroom houses and 2 car garages, Fire Island and Nautical Mile, steroids and boob jobs, bank accounts and bad accents.

It's pronounced "LawngGuyland" by its inhabitants.
Beware while traveling through this desolate land known as Long Island, N.Y. They migrate in large packs and are usually highly intoxicated. However, you may rest easy America, these white, fist pumping creatures rarely venture outside this suburban jungle.
Long Island, N.Y. by ayyo246 March 3, 2011

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026