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A lol contraction. 2 syllable words that can be used with Lol as the first syllable
They have to also sound correct when used separately
Ex: Lol okay becomes Lolkay
Mom: You're a shithead.
Me:Lolkay.

Dad: You're still a shithead.
Me: Lolright.

Grandma: Are ya done being a shithead?
Me: Lolmost.
Lolkay by Phantom914 August 11, 2019
Related Words
lolkay • lokaybimba • LOLAY • Lokay • lolaya • LOLAYF • lolka • lollay • lolways • Lookay
when you don’t have enough brain cells left to not combine words so “lolkay”replaces “lol okay”. i reccomend.
“i’m breaking up with you.”
“lolkay”
lolkay by nothingtoseehere^^ December 15, 2022
A phrase used to conclude any internet argument argument or text battle in instant victory. there is no possible way to counter it. And a well timed use will guarantee victory in any forum, Facebook, or text fight. It is typically used in reponse to a long, drawn out, and often angry post, and will essentially cause the opponents logic to implode in upon them, no mater how sound their argument may have been.
CoDfan: You are fucking retarded. No matter what you say, there actually IS a great deal of skill involved in playing CoD. I'm getting sick of little 10-year-olds complaining that all you have to do is camp and spray 'n pray. That just further proves the skill gap between Cod players and Halo players. Fuck Halo.

Halofan: Lol kay
Lol Kay by Halofan001 November 27, 2011
The famous Freerealms Player who collects clothes
I just got a rare flannel shirt! I must be a lolaya
lolaya by lolaya August 18, 2011
The alternative definition to lowkey except that it is practically the opposite. Somebody who is outspoken, full of wit and has to win, in everything. Must be noted that a Lowkay is a different person online as offline.
Jon is such a lowkay when it comes to games. I hate him.
Lowkay by Lowkay May 24, 2005
Friend 1: Have you ever wasted time on YouTube looking for funny videos?
Friend 2: Lolways
lolways by The Triple Word Store September 27, 2014
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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