Loljew 

A term only a dick uses. The person who uses it is a fucking ass hole, who doesn't give to shits about people and doesn't realize they've hurt someone

I'm a dick hole who think loljew us Dinny

Loljew by XOElizaXO August 23, 2015

LOLNews 

In Tweetology, LOLNews, preceded by a hash tag (#), is an identifier for a funny or offbeat news story posted on Twitter as a tweet.

Thief nabbed with 68 tubes of toothpaste. #LOLNews

LOLNews by @tlw3 April 4, 2009

LOL4EW 

Laugh out loud for an entire week

Guy 1: Life has no meaning, perhaps if I had a baby it would have meaning.
Guy 2: LOL4EW

LOL4EW by Faelie January 20, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008