Lol-itis

When the person you are texting says "haha" "lol" "lmao" or "rofl", to incredibly not funny things. This is a serious condition, in which no one should "lol" to. It's also quite annoying.

Olivia: Good morning Shayna.
Shayna: hey lol
Olivia: How are you?
Shayna: hahaha i'm good.
Olivia: Great. Want to hang out today?
Shayna: ROFLMAO!!! yes.
Olivia: AH YOU HAVE LOL-ITIS!

Lol-itis by CreepCake24 April 15, 2010

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lolitis

A condition mainly affecting young people from the age of 10 to 16, particularly in females who spend too much time in chat rooms or IMing programs. When afflicted, the persons fingers will spasm, continuously tapping the letter l, o, and l once more, even if the situation is not even remotely funny. As of now, the only hope is that the afflicted will either grow out of it or develop a brain.

That girl is impossible to talk to over the internet, she has lolitis.

lolitis by Stymied January 1, 2008

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LOLitism

Pronounced (lawl-a-tis-em)
An mental condition caused by a person spending too much time on the internet or texting causing them to say "LOL" aloud.

Person 1: Now it says to insert rod A into slot connector B.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: LOL.
Person 2: Did you just say LOL? Oh my god! My best friend has LOLitism!

LOLitism by ExoKiller4 June 2, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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