Loiternet

- adjective
1. To loiter on the Internet with no true purpose
2. To stay around on the internet not doing much for long periods of time

Really should not loiternet and should do some work

by DesignerEmma January 27, 2014

locker room loiterer

the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.

Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.

Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.

C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.

That doesn't matter.

by TwentyFiveToLife March 3, 2011

LOLINTERNETS

The internet in its entirety, but sarcastically. Encompasses language, lingo, current trends, pornography of all kinds, etc.

Used as a generic response to almost anything.

J: um wtf taht guy just pulled a leeroy

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: zomgwtf dont cilck that its scatporn

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: my brother died in a hurricane :(

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

n00b: 1337 h4x n0ub i p \/\/ /\/ |_| DIAF!!

J: umwtf did he say?

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

by Fnovd October 23, 2006

Loitergate

On January 6, 2021, a group of protestors supporting President of the United States Donald Trump's attempts to overturn the 2020 United States presidential election stormed the United States Capitol. After breaching multiple police perimeters, they caused damage to and occupied parts of the building for several hours. The protestors may have been incited by comments made by Trump and his allies at an earlier rally.16 The storming led to evacuations and lockdowns of the Capitol building, and it disrupted a joint session of the United States Congress that had assembled to count the electoral votes and formalize Joe Biden's election victory.

Trump reacted slowly to the storming, was initially "delighted" over it,20 first resisting sending the National Guard to quell the violent mob,37 and eventually praising the rioters as "great patriots" and telling them to "go home in peace" while reiterating false claims of election fraud.3839

By January 8, the Department of Justice had announced that charges of rioting, seditious conspiracy, and insurrection were under consideration.50 The major security failure led to the resignation or ouster of the three top Capitol Hill security officials. On January 8, draft articles of impeachment of Trump for "incitement of insurrection" were circulated in Congress.51
Source: Wikipedia / 2021 storming of the United States Capitol

Donald Trump is also a withered squashblossom.

Source: Gestures broadly

Did you see the news? Donald Trump got the Georgia's finest Gravy SEALS to storm the United States Capitol. It's Loitergate!

by Tammy 2 Lips January 8, 2021

loiterati

People who loiter in offices, cubicles, and public places and make knowing, often deprecating comments about their employers, co-workers, public figures, and other topics of general interest. Very often their opinions sound informed, but are not.

As I passed the break room, I overheard the loiterati discussing the company's new strategic plan, predicting failure and pink slips.

by AllForLight April 25, 2011

loiterbating

noun,the act of masturbating while loitering. some popular places for loiterbating are: 7-11, walmart, and costco.

Hey bro I was loiterbating at 7-11 yesterday with my girl.

by da bombbater June 18, 2011

legiternet

A stable, fast, reliable internet connection. Google Fiber and small, local ISPs can offer Legiternet.

Man, my internet sucks... I should upgrade to Legiternet. Way faster speeds.

by Firestar1161 October 11, 2014