One who stans both Jake Paul and Logan Paul. Definitely is a merch junkie. Will constantly scream phrases like "It's everyday bro" and "Ya Yeet." Is even more dangerous than Tana Mongoose on her storytime drugs.
"Im a Logang Pauler bro! Dab on them haters, YA YEEEEEEET!!11!!!1!1!!1
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).