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Log roll 

The changeover position from Girl On Top to Missionary, where the penis remains inside the vagina and the boy holds onto the girl like a tight log
Last night I heard Will log rolled Abigail
Log roll by Malia12345 August 27, 2013
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log roll 

To tell a story that nobody wants to hear, has no point and will not end until someone stops it.

Usually quite painful to experience.
Pinney: I went to ikea last weekend, we got lost on the way to Milton Keynes, I bought some Gossimer cushions and a clothes rail and some shelves, they are very....
Will: STOP WITH THE LOG ROLL YOU BIG BITCH!
log roll by essea January 17, 2007

Log Roll 

Taking a shit on a place, person or thing and then manually rolling it over that place, person or thing.
Justin took a shit on Eric’s deck then log rolled it into the pool.
Log Roll by HamptonsInn August 23, 2020

Maple Log Roll

A maple log roll is when you fall out of your tree in Canada.
"I did a maple log roll earlier today and now my sphincter is damaged. This sucks!"
Maple Log Roll by CanadianWench June 28, 2012

Pecan log roll 

The act of eating 4 cups of pecans 5 hours prior to defecating on a girl's face, while your homeboi chokes her till her eyes roll back into her head.
"Tamy freaked last night when Randall and I gave her a pecan log roll."

Soggy log roll 

Cum and shit in a freeze. Roll it up before freezing and then place a girl in side and cum over her for a tasty topping
U got soggy log rolled ahah
Soggy log roll by Cucf June 29, 2021

Roll the log 

When you are having fun and you will roll your girl in a clockwise direction around your yum yum.
Me and Sharon tried Roll the log
Roll the log by Skanky Pigeon September 27, 2019
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