To tell a story that nobody wants to hear, has no point and will not end until someone stops it.
Usually quite painful to experience.
Pinney: I went to ikea last weekend, we got lost on the way to Milton Keynes, I bought some Gossimer cushions and a clothes rail and some shelves, they are very....
Will: STOP WITH THE LOG ROLL YOU BIG BITCH!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.