Loells dye their hair to hide the fact that they have a small penis. Loell is such an embarrassing name that they usually have an alias to hide it.
Person 1: Hey, Loell, hows your one inch bergen?
Loell: I told you to call me Alex Savage!
by rankpop April 2, 2018
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An amazing human, probably the most near to perfection anyone could ever get. They like star gazing, and would probably be one of the most unique people you could ever get to meet. Hell, Loelle even has their own language.

Despite being perfect people, Loelle would probably deny that. That's when you show them this definition.
Why'd I make this? Oh, riigghttt... Loelle doesn't have a good Urban Dictionary DEFINEition.
by Kyoyoyo March 26, 2021
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There are no cishet Loells. They are all LGBT+ in one way or the other. Loell is really anything that is weird, supernatural and pretty. They are just little packs of life that are painfully aware of their existence and want to find their own path. Despite being amazing little voids of existence, they deny any sort of goodness in them and declare that they are totally unlovable and have no value. This will be their demise. However, Loells tend to look forward to death as they are often mentally ill, so its not that big a deal innit?
Person A: Loell you're {insert compliment}
Loell: Haha thank you. {internal dialogue: Oh god I've tricked them into thinking I'm somewhat okay. I wish I would pass away.}
by i-exist-out-of-spite October 13, 2022
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