Loctum

A type of taint hair, usually right on the ridge

“Bro, I don’t think he has hit puberty yet. He doesn’t even have loctum.

by Random person from warrensburg February 21, 2018

loctum

Being impossible to happen of done at the same time as sth else.

Sunshine is loctum with rain.

by heunpr September 10, 2009

lectum

the space between the balls of a man or woman.

that man/woman had an engorged Lectum.

by Dr. Christenson August 3, 2021

Locfume

Hair perfume that’s all natural and smells really good!

Lilly: “OMGSH!! your hair smells so good! What do you have on it???”
Jade: “ Locfume I got from Jahzylocs Essentials! It’s in my bag if you want to use some”

Lilly: “ Yesss hand it hereee”

by Locnation January 6, 2022

locumotive

Da creaky handcar dat Homer Bedloe had to wheezingly/fumingly perform his classic "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine with in order to travel from Hooterville to Pixley whenever he got left behind by da Hooterville Cannonball.

Da infamous "pump to operate" contraption wasn't actually da only "locumotive" dat was shown in da "Petticoat Junction" series --- there were actually two "substitutes for da real thing" devices, da other being da converted-Model-T "Hooterville Flivverball".

by QuacksO February 17, 2026