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lockport township high school

A high school on Illinois with terrible teachers who don't give a shit. Filled with 1% normal people, 19% fat emo girls, 50% white girls wearing sweatshirts and yoga pants, 20% weed smokers, and the other 10% are people who just creep you out. Avoid this place as much as possible.
Kid 1: I heard Lockport township high school is a great school.
Kid 2: Do you plan on being a drug dealer?
Kid 1: Yeah!
Kid 2: Lockport is your place!
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Lockport Township High School

A very unique school where the normal people of society clash with the unwanted and useless (50+%). You can discover people ranging from overweight lesbians seeking to find their identity and gender to beta male weed smokers that chooses vapes and fortnite over females. Here at LTHS you can hear the sounds of education or the sounds of obnoxious whores yapping in the hallway at the same volume of an F-21 Kfir Fighter Jet engline.
What school do you go to?

I go to Lockport Township High School!

Wow, how's it like seeing weekly fights?

It's great!

Lockport Township Highschool 

A place where everyone smokes and does dumb shit. lowkey not that bad. Everyone pretty valid except for peanut bro got robbed for $900 and ducked cuz he a bitch.
The kids at Lockport Township Highschool are not that bad, except for peanut, he’s a pussy.

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