by chicken pants pooper January 11, 2005
A person who resides in the Lockport area of New York and uses the word "muppet" as an insult.
Drives a white Chevy Blazer
Exclusively uses public WiFi for everything including watching p*rn
Drives a white Chevy Blazer
Exclusively uses public WiFi for everything including watching p*rn
by Anonbruh123 April 11, 2022
Downtown is clogged, taxes are hell high just like all other towns in its state of Illinois, do not move here unless you want to get arrested for something as driving within the speed limit because the police are very oppressive + shitty. Not to mention the water will probably kill you as though it got poisoned and actually traveled to Lockport homes.
by bitchdipshit February 21, 2021
a kicker city near niagara falls new york where everyone thinks they are gangsta (from buffalo), vfw dances rule, and has the best mall in the country
by deepsteraeb May 7, 2005
useless humans that wear cat tails and ears to Lockport Township High School because they think it’s “cool” and are making a “statement” but in reality they are obnoxious people who have no real impact on the world..
by heheheh;) November 1, 2018
A small town in upstate New York. Here you’ll find a mixture of white trash, gangs, snobby bitches, and trump supporters. Mainly white trash. People who still live in this shitty little town are either depressed, or on drugs.
No one ever moves here... your probably born and raised in Lockport along with your mediocre fucking family.
There’s literally nothing to do other than smoke in the woods or steal from tops. There is a huge pill epidemic and teens are starting their addictions young rather than older like their parents. xanny’s , oxy, lean, shitty vodka, and fake weed are in popular demand.
Lockport used to be a booming city with lots of people, and they thrive off of the construction of the Erie Canal. (That canal with built by Italian and Irish immigrants who were most likely slaves). The canal is now dirty and polluted.
No one ever moves here... your probably born and raised in Lockport along with your mediocre fucking family.
There’s literally nothing to do other than smoke in the woods or steal from tops. There is a huge pill epidemic and teens are starting their addictions young rather than older like their parents. xanny’s , oxy, lean, shitty vodka, and fake weed are in popular demand.
Lockport used to be a booming city with lots of people, and they thrive off of the construction of the Erie Canal. (That canal with built by Italian and Irish immigrants who were most likely slaves). The canal is now dirty and polluted.
by Boulderchick420 March 20, 2020
A shitty city located in Niagara County, in Upstate New York. Lockport's name is derived from a set of Erie canal locks within the city. During its heyday Lockport was a booming economic success due to it's many factories, General Motors plant, and the canal. Presently, Lockport has about 22,000 citizens who's lives consist of bitching about Lockport, bitching about Lockport's government, bitching about Lockport's taxes, bitching about Lockport's lack of youth entertainment, and smoking weed.
(John) "There's nothing to do here man, lets head over to Lockport, NY."
(David) "Fuck that, Lockport is beat."
(John) "You're right, I guess we can just sit here and smoke pot."
(David) "Fuck that, Lockport is beat."
(John) "You're right, I guess we can just sit here and smoke pot."
by ObamaFart69 January 28, 2012