Lockport 

a town in Illinois about 45 minutes away from Chicago.

I hate Lockport. Lockport hates me. its true!

Lockport by chicken pants pooper January 11, 2005

lockport 

a kicker city near niagara falls new york where everyone thinks they are gangsta (from buffalo), vfw dances rule, and has the best mall in the country

lets go to that kicker mall in lockport.... hey at least its not newfane

lockport by deepsteraeb May 7, 2005

Lockport 

A person who resides in the Lockport area of New York and uses the word "muppet" as an insult.

Drives a white Chevy Blazer

Exclusively uses public WiFi for everything including watching p*rn

"Oh God Lockport is here"

"Lockport said to get out of his parking spot ♿"

Lockport by Anonbruh123 April 11, 2022

Lockport 

Downtown is clogged, taxes are hell high just like all other towns in its state of Illinois, do not move here unless you want to get arrested for something as driving within the speed limit because the police are very oppressive + shitty. Not to mention the water will probably kill you as though it got poisoned and actually traveled to Lockport homes.

Lockport is my home.
Man you are going to die or go to jail for life in one day.

Lockport by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

lockport township high school

A high school on Illinois with terrible teachers who don't give a shit. Filled with 1% normal people, 19% fat emo girls, 50% white girls wearing sweatshirts and yoga pants, 20% weed smokers, and the other 10% are people who just creep you out. Avoid this place as much as possible.

Kid 1: I heard Lockport township high school is a great school.
Kid 2: Do you plan on being a drug dealer?
Kid 1: Yeah!
Kid 2: Lockport is your place!

lockport township high school by ihatemyschool666 January 5, 2014

Lockport Township High School

A very unique school where the normal people of society clash with the unwanted and useless (50+%). You can discover people ranging from overweight lesbians seeking to find their identity and gender to beta male weed smokers that chooses vapes and fortnite over females. Here at LTHS you can hear the sounds of education or the sounds of obnoxious whores yapping in the hallway at the same volume of an F-21 Kfir Fighter Jet engline.

What school do you go to?

I go to Lockport Township High School!

Wow, how's it like seeing weekly fights?

It's great!

Lockport Township High School by LTHS Teacher December 11, 2018

lockport furries

useless humans that wear cat tails and ears to Lockport Township High School because they think it’s “cool” and are making a “statement” but in reality they are obnoxious people who have no real impact on the world..

I got dress coded for my ripped jeans but all the lockport furries don’t? Thats fine..

lockport furries by heheheh;) October 31, 2018