When two Asians are having sex, one will use chopsticks on his/her female partner. Using one to manipulate the clitoris and the other to apply pressure to the g-spot.
Asian 1: can you leave? I'm picking the lock on my girlfriend.
Asian 2: okay man, I'll leave.
The act of having sex with a chick and either her or you sticking 2 fingers inside her vagina at the same time as his dick; hence, it is like picking a lock.
Dude!! This chick I was fucking last night was totally 'lockpicking' herself but after a few minutes, I took over.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'