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Lois
Lois is the most beautiful, smart, intelligent girl ever. She is cool, popular and loyal to her friends. She can be egotistical and unforgiving, but once you get her, she’s yours forever. If she stays in contact with you, you mean something to her. Lois notices more than she says, and is good at reading emotions. She is AMAZING!
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lois by add me on ig hew April 23, 2018
Lois
Do not be deceived by Lois' seemingly sophisticated name. At first glance, Lois has a poised exterior, but once you get to truly know her, you will soon discover her overwhelming contagious crackhead energy, particularly through the hours 3pm-6pm and 11pm-4am. Lois is easygoing; she finds way to vibe with anyone she feels is genuine, and does not get petty over the little things. However, she is very stubborn, and this can be both awe-worthy and frustrating at the same time. Lois is also able to fall asleep anywhere and anytime, and has a huge soft spot for any animal. Lois can sometimes be found complimenting her friends while incorporating some false self deprecation. Does not appreciate the Family Guy references.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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