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Lazy man's wank. Male masterbation
Im going offline for a bit, I'm off for a lmw.
LMW by 4urban August 11, 2022
Words you can keep
My girlfriend is a LMW.
LMW by Crystallas July 14, 2010
Related Words
LMWO LMW lmwao LMWAPO lmwe LMW 281F LMWBAO LMWBSMF LMWIS LMWIFAP
Abrev- lick my wood
When you cover your penis in melted chocolate and your partner preforms oral sex
Stfu bitch and lmw
LMW by anonymous July 7, 2022
swaggiest n word alive honestly just perfect and flawless & never folds & is very intelligent
“i have the biggest crush on lmw 💆 ♀️“
“OMG YOU KNOW LYLI LMW😱”
“all the 304s love lmw bra🤦🏽 ♀️“
lmw by lyli lmw February 27, 2022
Lick ma wood

Synonym to smd( suck ma d**k)

Basically mean the same thing but lmw
Girls:” what u tryna do”

Boys: lmw

Girls:” omg yesss”
Lmw by Toothless is ruthless February 9, 2021

LMW 281F 

The license plate of the white Volkswagen Beetle on the Abbey Road album cover
LMW 281F
LMW 281F by Shrek the Justin November 20, 2023

lyli lmw 

yk lyli lmw frm the A?”
“yea she so cool bro”
lyli lmw by lil lmw July 25, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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