Lizards tongue

Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.

Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.

Lizards tongue by shockin burt June 2, 2018

Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.

Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.

Lizards tongue by shockin burt June 12, 2018

lizard tongue 

when you fail to complete a simple everyday task and the only thing left to do is stick your tongue out as far as you can briefly, then act as if nothing has happened.

Bro, i can’t insert the template *does lizard tongue* help
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue

Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue

Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?

lizard tongue by lizardtongue October 9, 2019

Poo Tongue Lizard

When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.

Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”

Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?

Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”

Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”

Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”

Poo Tongue Lizard by Skaternator May 23, 2018

Blue tongue lizard

A bong rip from a gatorbeug but using gatorade as billy water.

Darcy: you ever done a bong rip from a blue Gatorade

Adam: yeah that’s called a blue tongue lizard
Darcy: yeah that’s it

Blue tongue lizard by Who’s Scott green July 17, 2019