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Living in the Plastic Age 

Everyday my metal friend,
Shakes my bed at 6 AM

And the shining serving clones,
Run in with my telephones

Holding fast to make a deal,
Buy what's fake and sell what's real
What's this pain here in my chest?
Maybe I should take a rest

They send the heart police to put you under
cardiac arrest,
As they drag you through the door,
They tell you that you failed the test

Living in the...

Living in the plastic age,
Looking only half my age
Hello doctor, lift my face,
I wish my skin could stand in place

In my bed I read my mind,
Remember how the mice were blind?
They look so frightening in their cage,
Could this be the plastic age?
They send the heart police to put you under
cardiac arrest,
As they drag you through the door,
They tell you that you failed the test.

Living in the Plastic Age

Plastic Age
Plastic Age

They send the heart police to put you under
cardiac arrest,
As they drag you through the door,
They tell you that you failed the test.

Living in the Plastic Age

Plastic Age
Plastic Age
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026