Living Tomb 

the idea that most people spend the majority of their lives in their living rooms and the rest of their life in a tomb

I'm laying on my living tomb floor listening to music through the surround sound of my subwoofer. Everything vibrates.

Living Tomb by Dark Sarcasms February 28, 2011

The Living Tombstone 

The Living Tombstone is a songwriter that mostly does dubstep. He is well known for his Five Nights at Freddy's songs: FNaF 1 Song, It's Been So Long, Die In A Fire, and I Got No Time. He also makes remixes like Sorry Jack and Road to El Dorado.

Me: bro did you hear The Living Tombstone's new song I Got No Time? its awesome!
My Friend: ikr! i can listen to it a million times and i would never get sick of it!

The Living Tombstone by TheFiveNightsUserOfFiCiAl May 12, 2016

Living Tombstone 

heavy morning wood that goes away before you wake up

"my man gets a living tombstone every night"

Living Tombstone by skeletussy September 17, 2025

Living Tombstone 

big dick morning wood that goes away before you wake up

"my man gets a living tombstone every night"

Living Tombstone by skeletussy September 17, 2025

Livingtombstonified

Taking an already at best avarage piece of "music" and adding a trauma inducing bassline under it

TheFiveNightsUserOfFiCiAl: Have you heard the new livingtombstone song
Any person who doesnt enjoy watching cp: No you fucking weirdo they just Livingtombstonified some shit probably get away from me

Livingtombstonified by Livingtombstonehater--___--28 December 24, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019