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It's when you don't want to die, cause then you'd be dead

Like you don't want to go from alive to dead, you just want to not be alive
Anothergaydisaster: Y'all ever just wanna ✨Liven't ✨
Liven't by TheOneKnowsEverything December 28, 2020
Liven't - Not to be alive but not to be dead it's in between dead and alive.
Person 1: I don't wanna die but I don't wanna be alive

Person 2: so you wanna liven't

Person 1: yes, because I don't wanna be dead but I don't wanna be alive, ya know?
Liven't by N. O. February 11, 2021

liven’t 

The far evolution of “go commit die,” it is a contraction of “live” and “not.” This contraction started the army of “ n’t” words, i.e. gon’t (go and not.) Is known to be a decent comeback.
Guy 1: “go suck ur mum.”
Guy 2: “liven’t”
Guy 1 was never seen again, we believe he did liven’t.
liven’t by fortnitedefault518836 September 5, 2018

livin’ the wet dream 

A sarcastic and somewhat glib reference to hitting a protracted dry spell when it comes to having sex.
Yeah man, I’m home by myself every weekend, just floating in the pool and livin’ the wet dream!

Livin' that 93 life

Living the good life, under the radar. Not perfect, but pretty good.
(See somebody chilling on the beach)

You: Livin' that 93 life!
Them: Ooh yeeaah...

livin’ the fuckin’ dream 

When you are determined to “live the dream” but cannot afford to unless you nearly work yourself to death in order to approximate it.
I’m livin’ the fuckin’ dream and will make goddamn sure that y’all see me doing it.
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"Yeah... I know."
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