A derogatory term given to a male who is miniature in size, with pixie, hobbit or elf like features (particularly with their ears). A Little Pippin is also someone is quiet and timid in nature and does not contribute to conversation and does not take to crowds.
They also are known for not contributing to society creatively, actively or with any purpose.
In some cases Little Pippins are also heavily associated with C-Classdrugs.
"Please do not invite your friend out with us again, I tried to offer conversation and show him some of my photos but he just stared at me with a slack jaw. He was also very boring and his ears looked like Frodo’s."
"Yeh man sorry, but I’ve known him since school, he’s a classic Little Pippin."
"Jamie! Are you listening to your classmates? You have been starring out of the window for over an hour, is there something you would like to share with the class?"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"