Litao

An Asian male, typically between the ages of 15-25. Should be refered to as a pokémon.

A wild litao has been spotted wandering around he outlet mall. He must be captured immediately. Use a masterball.

Litao by TheMathDebator August 20, 2011

Litastical 

An adjective that means something to be wicked awesome and fantastic all at the same time

That party was litastical with all of that diet coke.

Litastical by Litastical21 July 20, 2016

lithobraking 

Rapid deceleration of a spacecraft or other projectile due to impact, possibly unintentional, with a planetary surface. Compare to aerobraking.

The unfortunate confusion between Imperial and SI units caused a larger-than-expected atmospheric entry angle, resulting in a catastrophic lithobraking approach.

lithobraking by FlyByPC June 23, 2009

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.

"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"

Mike Litoris by Gran Torino December 19, 2009

Lital 

Most amazing person in this world. Different than anyone and no one can compare. Many dont recognize her greatness, but for the people who do, its the hardest thing to let go of her. Someone that never leaves your mind. Allows you to see other aspects of the world. Enables you to face happiness with no doubts.

Man I wish I had a Lital

Lital by askdsjsyshkjljf January 23, 2011

Lita 

Strong willed from birth. Fierce temper. Bold, beautiful and unafraid. Brilliant, often too smart for her own good. Fussy and unsettled to inconsolible as a baby. Messy as a child. Stormy blue grey eyes or light eyes that change color, blonde to brown hair. Manipulative, but you won't know it. Hypnotic. Seems shallow but after years of getting to know her you will find she only puts on a strong act and underneath she will be the most emotional and sensitive person you may ever know. Her laugh is intoxicating. Her heart is fragile and may have been broken so many times that is all she knows. Born in war, she doesnt even flinch while rockets scream by and she smiles win the bombs explode. She is rare. There is no one like her. She will bring an intense energy in your life and leave you sore with laughter or soaked in tears. She is hard to love but impossible to ignore. She can't hold still, but excells in structured settings. She'd make a brilliant lawyer or a successful surgeon. She is capable of aything aamd needs more love and patience than most. I could fo on about her forever because she is spellbounding. Lita means "light."

Lita is like the Sun, without her, I cannot live, but with her, I only get burned.

Lita by mommaA February 26, 2015

lita 

lita. she is a shy girl but around others she is something else. her laughs are so cute they make everyone happy. she is one of the best peoples on the earth and she is rare to find. she is very pretty but she says shes not. you would want to meet her she is an amazing person!!! lita is one of the most kindest people ever. she is always gentle with stuff but she can be rough sometimes. she will do anything to get her way. she is smart yet dumb in general. her friends are supporting lovelys. lita is like light, she shines in the dark. she is a blessed girl.

is that lita
yes! i heard shes rare!
wow thats nice!

lita by x.someone.x September 7, 2020