litto

More Litter than lit, mainly used by white girls

Man you hear that new song? It was Litto!

by Chase____ December 18, 2016

Litto

Litto is also known as a sub category of sugar papi/daddy. The main features that defines him different from everybody else are the emphasis on nsfw conversations rather than actually have sex- so in a way, it is platonic. To be a Litto, the penis size must be around 6 inches and fresh. (Dick touching water) There may also be signs of aggressive animal roleplay, for example; "arf arf" or "meow" or "grrrrr" or "woof woof".

Girl 1: So how are you and your Litto lately?
Girl 2: Oh the usual, waving around his dick and barking

by for_the_sake_of_school September 17, 2021

Liftocracy

A form of Government where whoever can lift the most weight gets full executive, legislative and judicial oversight. Liftocratic Government may change hands to whom-so-ever lifts more than the current reigning Alpha. Liftocracy in a literal sense therefore may be regarded as the strongest form of government ever devised.

Bro 1: Democracy is cringe and gay
Bro 2: I know dude, it's too weak, we need strong governance
Bro 1: We NEED liftocracy

by AlphaChadAlpha January 17, 2022

lithobraking

Rapid deceleration of a spacecraft or other projectile due to impact, possibly unintentional, with a planetary surface. Compare to aerobraking.

The unfortunate confusion between Imperial and SI units caused a larger-than-expected atmospheric entry angle, resulting in a catastrophic lithobraking approach.

by FlyByPC June 23, 2009

Litt Up

To be publicly dominated through wit, power, certainty and intelligence.

The junior associate lost in housing court? He got Litt up by the opposing council!

by Suits02 September 30, 2014

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.

"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"

by Gran Torino December 19, 2009

Litmo

A person that get's more lit or drunk than you.

Sure, I gotta little buzzed last night, but she was a real litmo.

by Pete Puck February 16, 2010