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flash listings 

On Graigslist listings that are there and gone in a flash. Listings that are on so short a time you usually don't know they were even there. I suspect that some people use software that alerts them when certain types of listings appear and the rest of use never see the listing. Craigslist seems to be going the way of ebay, professionals are crowding out regular buyers, and sellers.
That listing was posted 2 minutes ago and now it's deleted, another flash listing. I can't park in front of my computer, and the good stuff is always gone by the time I see the listing. I don't spend much time on Craigslist anymore flash listings have taken the fun out of it.
verb: Feeling lust for someone you met on a dating app but have yet to meet in person
Duuuude... she is totally listing for you, man. Wait till she finds out you're a catfish!
Listing by ListingAgent July 3, 2021
lia isnt being lia and now lucia is confused why lia is not lia and is acting not lia.
Lia : "Please don’t do that, it takes up storage"
Lucia : "you are not liaing bozo please where is lia?"
Lia : "Lia is currently in jail for multiple crimes"
Liaing by bozo_guck March 4, 2023

Georg Listing 

Bassist for German rock band Tokio Hotel.
Born Georg Moritz Hagen Listing on March 31, 1987 in Halle, Germany.
His favourite bands are Fall Out Boy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Oasis.
Has somewhat of a reputation for being a ladies man alongside Tom Kaulitz, Tokio Hotel's guitarist.
Girl 1: Georg Listing is blatantly the hottest member of Tokio Hotel.
Girl 2: NUH-UH! Tom Kaulitz is!
(repeat above dialogue 31031987 times until you come to an agreement or just beat the other fangirl to a pulp XD)

lisading 

Pronounced "Liss-uh-ding"
Combination of the words "Listening" and "Reading"

Present tense of what you would call "Reading" an Audiobook

Past tense; "Lead"
Present; "Lisading"
Future; "Lead"
You: "So I was lisading to this book on Audible the other day..."
lisading by givafuk April 1, 2017

Shadow Listing 

Shadow Listing is a list of people mainly in the Art community/Adoptable Community who are on a thin line for getting something from an artist.

A way to get Shadow Listed is by complaining about unfair rules in a Artist's/Creator's post when you do not get something, whining about how a Artist/Creator decides to keep a Adoptable, or you have harassed someone the Artist/Creator knew/is friends with.

All it does is lower the possibility of the person getting accepted, even if they are the only one who offers/enters.
I'm Shadow Listing Marble, so now she doesn't have a high chance of getting the Dragon Adopt.