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Coma Lilies

A short-lived band out of Sonoma, California. They made and performed experimental, psychedelic, and hard rock. They were classy as shit, and never before has there been a band anywhere near them in style, originality, or sheer awesomeness. The tragedy of the Coma Lilies is that as a band they released less than 90 minutes of music, before having a total band shakedown. The Coma Lilies became SH@, which is the single most dissapointing, most poser, most disgusting band ever.

Lines that describe the Coma Lilies: the very essence of all that is good and awesome, a universe of lust and perfection, classy as shit, the band God made to make up to the travesty that the Coma Lilies would become.
Lines that describe SH@: the very essence of all that is poser and shit, a universe of disgusting duck turds, pure anti-class, the band that God made to balance out the pure euphoria that the Coma Lilies would cause in their lifetime.

P.S. I am not promoting the Coma Lilies out of any commercial obligation. I am merely trying to spread the word about the musical rock personification of God.
The song 'Penis Envy' by the Coma Lilies, will be the best 8 and a half minutes of your life, every time you listen to it. Their music can be found on their Myspace page www(dot)myspace(dot)com/thecomalilies

Plough the lilies 

In the video game The Witcher 2, you will often hear enemy soldiers shout that sentence. Lilies are the emblem of the kingdom of Temeria. In essence "Plough the lilies" means "Fuck the Temerians"
Bar patron: Look, Temerian soldiers!
Other patron: Plough the lilies!
Plough the lilies by Juub May 21, 2015

Pompano Lilies 

A yellow and silver striped flower which emits a powerful fish scent. The first pompano lily was first discovered in the mountain town of Crundor. Along with hogs and swamp people, the Crugas has been known to occasionally indulge in the plant.
"Can one of you pipe-hittin’ bitches pass me some broiled pompano lilies"
Pompano Lilies by Rowan1231 July 11, 2018

Smooth lippies 

Smooth lippies / Slippies / S-lippys.

first coined by the BiG. P (the Pat man) Diddy To discribe head jobs.

Verb: The act of giving oral sex to a male. A female will fold her lips over her teeth to make her mouth more "smooth" This reduces the chance of injury to said male.
Ohh man she would give some wicked slippies.

The girl is on the rag so I can only cop smooth lippies this week.

She needs to suck a dick. Some Smooth lippies would ease her stress
Smooth lippies by Barrett700 November 22, 2010

lilies among thorns 

Best underground up and coming rawk band around. Has 4 hot chicks.
"LEAVE ME ALONE AND STOP WASTING MY TIME!"

lipless pussy 

did you see that lipless pussy? it looked like a black hole!
lipless pussy by sstarr November 19, 2011