Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.

From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres

"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."

linoleum knife by Rachel Horowitz April 29, 2007

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linoliem licker

Refers to oral sex performed by a Lesbian Woman on the clean shaven cuchie of another Woman!

Wendy the linoliem licker was relieved when Darla dropped her panties for the first time!

linoliem licker by WendyMay "Red" August 11, 2008

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linoleum knife

The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.

"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."

linoleum knife by c gizzel May 2, 2007

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linoleum

A slick surface material used for the flooring of many rooms, most notably bathrooms and kitchens.

"Linoleum clearly doesn't mean a breakdancing surface"

linoleum by Mike Doherty September 16, 2005

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