Linford Wristie Share definition Flag An Olympic wank that is over in 9.97 seconds. Named after the 100 metre sprinter Linford Christie. I had to make it a Linford Wristie, she could have come home at any moment! Linford Wristie by Crazybear85 March 10, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Linford Wristie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch