LindenHausen Syndrome 

A severe mental illness where an individual, usually a female, is under the illusion that their buttocks is much larger than they perceive. This is becoming more of an epidemic due to social media. The syndrome begins to deteriorate the brain after a long period of time, falsifying reality for the rest of the individual’s existence. To seek help, please see your local physician or psychologist.

Main causes :

1. Social media (Instagram, snapchat, Twitter, etc..)

2. Marijuana (flower, hash, tinctures, edibles, etc..)

3. Adderall

4. Occasional drinking

Oh my god John, I think Tory developed LindenHausen Syndrome.. she can’t stop checking out her tiny buttocks, thinking it’s enormous. She should get help!

LindenHausen Syndrome by Dr. Edward Phillips September 18, 2019