limp noodle

Weak individual - a person of weak character, weak physical constitution, weak mental constitution, or all three.
Travis is a limp noodle. He is simply unable to lead any project.
by Truth to Power April 05, 2009
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Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
Zach is such a fucking limp noodle.
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limp noodle

a guy who fails to get an erection, and refuses to take viagra!
I can't believe it! That guy is a limp noodle!
by the non-limp noodle June 12, 2003
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limp noodle

A guy in my electronic media class who is unable to erect when sexually aroused.
by h0rney1 November 29, 2004
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Limp Noodle

Just looking at her gives me a limp noodle, I'm talkin wind sock limp.
by Prof. Shnarzledorf November 20, 2010
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limp noodles

these group of fabulous girls at alice deal consist of: hanna, lilli, norah, sarah, and amanda. they actually didnt come up with this title for themselves and they hate it LIKE A MUG! (yes, that is language picked up from deal). they're very close and even formed a "loverhood". they're the hottest thing thats hit DC.
man1 (trevor): hey! here come the limpnoodles!

sarah (limpnoodle): FUCK YOU BITCH DONT CALL US THAT!!!!!!!!!!
by the hottest one (manda) February 19, 2005
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Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.
A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.
by Dr. M. Rose May 19, 2009
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