lampnoodle 

If someones pissing you off...call them a lampnoodle. Why? Because its better than calling them a wanker.

"Hey you. You're a wanker."
"Shut your mouth you lampnoodle"

lampnoodle by Jaaaacko April 30, 2006

limpnoodle 

A stupid ugly girl who doesn't know what she's talking about.

She has weave. Shut up! no she doesn't! Girl with weave: say it to my face you limpnoodle.

limpnoodle by Janay2015 January 13, 2010