librosexual

The sexual attraction to books. This can apply to what is written within the text or being physically aroused with books by using them to stimulate their genitals.

Person 1: Did you know James was librosexual?

Person 2: Dude I know, I totally caught him f***ing a book yesterday.

librosexual by Dyldo's associate May 4, 2014

librosexual

The term used to describe people who are not straight, bisexual, gay, or a-sexual. This group of people are those who enjoy the company of a book rather than actual human contact. It can also mean those people who see themselves in an emotional and/or romantic relationship with fictional and/or non-fictional characters from books, based on their own mental image of the character. Because they create a perfect companion through this character, real people no longer seem attractive.

Girl 1: I'm not actually attracted to you...
Boy: Why not?
Girl 2: Well, hadn't you heard... she's a-sexual-
Girl 1: Like a plant!
Boy: ... Ok, you're weird... So Girl 2, you want to go out with me then?
Girl 2: No thanks.
Boy: Well why not?
Girl 2: I'm a librosexual.

librosexual by Book-Lover-17_is_-dead:( June 17, 2013

Literosexual 

A person who finds sexual gratification from the written word.

Jeff masturbated to Noam Chomsky and when he finished was confused by his literosexuality.

Literosexual by KarlMahon August 20, 2014

lithrosexual 

Lithrosexual is a term for someone who does feel romantic/sexual attraction but doesn't want/need it to be reciprocated. It's ok if it's one sided.

A: hey you said you liked this person, I could help you maybe they'll like you back !
B: no thank you, I do like them but that doesn't mean I want them to feel the same. I don't rly care bc I'm lithrosexual.

lithrosexual by Syrinfin November 21, 2015

LeBronsexual 

Any person or people who are a die hard fan of LeBum Lames and loves to dick ride him to any team he playes with.

LeBum is famous for trading away his teammates if they suck, firing gis own head-coaches, choke in crunch times of crucial games, gets injured by a damn aircon, called himself "best player in the world" loses the finals the next game.

ESPN, Shannon Sharpe and Nick Wright are one of the biggest LeBronsexuals.

LeBronsexual by Renz Dez Vouz July 29, 2019

Lebronsexual 

Extreme lovers of NBA player Lebron James who think he can do no wrong. These lovers of Lebron James consider him be the "great"

They have a serious man crush on Lebron James to the point where they would love to perform homosexual acts on him! They consider anyone who criticizes anything about Lebron a hater and they become emotionally distraught over any criticism of their man crush Lebron. They become outraged to the point that they lose all sense of logic and are unable to use reason performing illogical acts of savagery.

The likelyhood of a lebronsexual assaulting you or even murdering you is extremely high.
Lebronsexuals believe that Lebron lowering his shoulders and running defenders over with said shoulder and pushing defenders off with his weak hand as he runs defenders over on his way to the basket is classic basketball.

How many men can honestly say they are lebronsexuals

Lebronsexual by Gillie24 June 15, 2018

lithrosexual 

As I have heard it is someone who can have a sexual and or romantic attraction to someone but does not want those feelings returned. I have also heard it is on the Asexual spectrum.

Sasha:I used to have a huge crush on Arthur but when he asked me out I felt uncomfortable and I had to turn him down.
Annie:Sounds like you might be Lithrosexual or Lithromantic.

lithrosexual by Best pseudonym ever December 1, 2015