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Lil Friend 

A person you are referring to that is someone else's friend of little importance.
Them: Girl who she went out with last night?

You: Girl, she went out with one of her Lil Friends.

Them: Girl, a mess!

one of your lil friends 

Something my momma and your momma ain't.
My mom: I ain't one of your lil friends Idk who you think you is?

li'l friend 

A shady, dismissive way to refer to someone's spouse or long-term partner, usually the second acquired after divorce or the death of the first, when you don't claim them, don't respect them, and know they're only tolerated because of their more powerful partner. It implies they're irrelevant without their spouse and temporary, and will disappear the moment their spouse dies or comes to their sense. You never refer to them as the "husband", "wife," or "partner", because they never earned their place. They will always be their little friend and will be referenced as such in the obituary.
You can put a crown Camilla Parker Bowles everyday of the week but she will be Pawpaw's, King Charles' li'l friend. I don"t care what her royal stationery says.
li'l friend by Queen Auntie July 7, 2025

LOLfriender 

Someone who hangs onto large groups of friends, and tries to leech off some friendship. Often fails miserably. Most likely they will try to woo potential partners, and of course, fail miserably, much to the amusement of bystanders.
1: You know that new guy, Ricky?
2: What about him?
1: One word- LOLfriender.
2: Good call.
LOLfriender by DopeChef2k12 December 17, 2012

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026