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Likity-Split 

1. A random word that is mainly used as a name to give some one just to confuse them and annoy the hell out of them

2. The name of a annoying little baby pony from "My little Pony the movie" LOL

3. a guy who when licking some one out cums all over himself without anyone touching him
1.

A. Hey man come inside and have a seat, I'm just playing Xbox.
B. ohh cool, when did you get an Xbox Likity-Split?
A.WTF man? whats Likity-Split?
B. What are you on about Likity-Split? its your name geez I dont think your pet purple drangon will like you forgetting your own name and the rest of the ponys...
A. WHATS THE FUCK IS Likity-Split!!!!???


3.

A. yeah did you hear what happen to ben?
B. nar man what?
A. his so weak under the belt man, he was lickin his girl out then exploaded all over himself with out her touching him.
B. hahahahah wtf man
A. yeah man she even ran out laughing.
Likity-Split by GOOLIEz April 19, 2009

Lickity split 

A description, of doing something in a fast time.
I'll get the part to you lickity split, Mr Smith
Lickity split by roguebfl March 1, 2008

Lickity split 

Used from somebody who just realized they need to leave quickly.
Pablo,"I'm going to be late for the party! I need to leave here lickity split!"
Lickity split by Brilliana September 16, 2004

Lickity Split 

A variation of conalingus; a sexual act performed on a female typically predicated on fornication. However, the act ends abruptly and without completion or any further advances.
Dude, I was so drunk that I gave her a lickity split in the parking lot of that bar last night...!!
Lickity Split by Lickity_Smooth February 8, 2021

Lickity Split 

What one would do to a girlfriend, oral sex with the female gender, going down on the female gender
"You know, Sally, if you ever needed and help, I could help you... lickity split."

Lickity Split 

A lick then
Ayo give that girl a lickity split! She'll come and yup
Lickity Split by rasberry frog October 13, 2020
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