Lighthousing 

The action of looking from side to side, replicating a lighthouse. This occurs when one is being spoken to and they are attempting to locate a more interesting person to speak to elsewhere in the room while appearing to be listening to the person they are talking to.

I was trying to speak to cheryl last night but she wouldn't stop lighthousing which thoroughly put me off

Gerald was giving me another one of his lectures last night but as i started lighthousing he got the message and moved on

Lighthousing by Fotes April 18, 2010

Lighthousing 

Sean's favourite poker term. The act of staying in a two-pair hand in hopes of hitting a full house.

Sean didn't love his 7-deuce until the board flopped 7-2-5. He held firm to Mike's bet and Eyeball's call, lighthousing like a motherfucker.

Lighthousing by happywookie February 19, 2021

Lighthousing 

As opposed to "Gaslighting" it is the art of shining through the fog of deception, focusing upon the TRUTH of what is taking place.

She was lighthousing through his web of deceit and saw the truth of the matter.

Lighthousing by Fàilte March 22, 2017

Lighthousing 

When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles

Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster

Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! i’m supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort

Lighthousing by cannydaft May 7, 2021

lighthousing 

To insert a flashlight into a body oriface (other than your mouth) so that when you open your mouth, a beacon of light is emitted, possibly from your eyes, too.

I was drawn through the dark by a beam of light, upon closer inspection, it was just my friend lighthousing with a flashlight.

lighthousing by becca7775 July 20, 2008

Lighthousing 

When you're lying in bed with your girl or guy on their phone, and you're trying to sleep but they keep shining the light from their phone in your face.

Brian: Tom, you look tired. Rough night?
Tom: Nah, Jen was on instagram and kept lighthousing me when I was trying to sleep.

Lighthousing by Iffy2 November 13, 2015

lighthousing 

when a guy pulls his foreskin back another guy puts his fore skin over the first guys bell end!

Tim lighthoused me in the shower

lighthousing by Big Dave April 25, 2005