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Light Year

1 Light Year = 9324744613632km

One light year is defined by travelling for 365 days at the constant speed of light, which is 299 792 458 m/s
where:

m = distance in metres
s = time in seconds
Proxima Centauri is 4.3 light-years from the Sun.
Light Year by Sek March 17, 2005

Light year

Person A: What is a lightyear

Person: B: Light year is the only way to measure the size of ur mother
Light year by dickchungus June 7, 2021

Light Year

A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.
Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.

Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.

Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
Light Year by Basedaf111 August 7, 2022

2000 light years away 

a song on the Kerplunk! album from Green Day, written for Adrienne Armstrong, Billie Joe's wife.

A song about how Billie and Adrienne had just started talking and dating and she had to leave to go back to the other side of the country while he toured.

He was sad and wished to be with her.
I wish I had a boyfriend who wrote me a song like 2000 light years away.

Light-yeared 

Buzzed,tippsy, feeling right, turnt
That girl is so light-yeared!
Light-yeared by Juice box 88 December 31, 2018

Fuzz Lightyear 

A female with a hairy upper lip, often times bleached
Guy: Damn did you see her upper lip?
Guy 2: Yeah I had to salute Fuzz Lightyear
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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