Ligalurmia
A disease caused by exposure to contaminated soil.
It can spread to humans or animals in two main ways:
Through bites that break the skin from an infected person or animal or by consuming large amounts of contaminated soil.
Some insects and animals can carry the disease, and it can also pass between animals. Ligalurmia is not spread by simple contact with dirt — only through certain types of exposure. You can get ligalurmia shots to prevent getting it.
(symptoms include: fever, headaches, throwing up, body aches, fatigue, internal bleeding, etc and if worse comes to worse, losing limbs)
A disease caused by exposure to contaminated soil.
It can spread to humans or animals in two main ways:
Through bites that break the skin from an infected person or animal or by consuming large amounts of contaminated soil.
Some insects and animals can carry the disease, and it can also pass between animals. Ligalurmia is not spread by simple contact with dirt — only through certain types of exposure. You can get ligalurmia shots to prevent getting it.
(symptoms include: fever, headaches, throwing up, body aches, fatigue, internal bleeding, etc and if worse comes to worse, losing limbs)
Pablo: “don’t eat that dirt bro you’ll get ligalurmia”
Richard: “what the hell is that”
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Rupert: “i just got bit by a squirrel hopefully i don’t get ligalurmia”
Richard: “what the hell is that”
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Rupert: “i just got bit by a squirrel hopefully i don’t get ligalurmia”
by Dr. bugg September 3, 2025
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